Ok, Samantha is right. I live in podunk.
I just got hit up to buy a raffle ticket. Wanna know what I could win!?!
"Half of a hog and rifles!"
Work on your sales pitch kid: do I look like I want half of a hog or some rifles?
True, these were only 2 of the wonderful 52 possible prizes. But really? To open your sales pitch with, "You could win half a hog or some rifles!" Thats not going to get me excited about winning.
I can only say one thing: Iowa! ;)
ReplyDeleteAlso, yes, you are the only one that reads my blog. You're my number one fan!