Wednesday, July 2

Small Town USA

Ok, Samantha is right.  I live in podunk.

I just got hit up to buy a raffle ticket.  Wanna know what I could win!?!  

"Half of a hog and rifles!" 

Work on your sales pitch kid: do I look like I want half of a hog or some rifles?

True, these were only 2 of the wonderful 52 possible prizes.  But really?  To open your sales pitch with, "You could win half a hog or some rifles!"  Thats not going to get me excited about winning.  

1 comment:

  1. I can only say one thing: Iowa! ;)

    Also, yes, you are the only one that reads my blog. You're my number one fan!