Birthday Weekend Phase One Complete

Eat favorite pizza (pepperoni and green olive from Taste of the Big Apple), and stay up late playing video games: Check

5 Rules About Going Out To The Bar With Jamie

1. She will always find someone to get us free drinks.

2. Jamie is not allowed to find random rides home - we only live three blocks away.

3. Snow angles will be made in the front yard...wonder what the landlords will think of that.

4. Jamie needs to wear Uggs for the snowy trek to the bar.  Flats will make your feet wet.

5. Jamie will dance if pulled out onto the floor by strangers...and booze...

P.S. No injuries to report tonight.  I didn't fall down the stairs this time.  Sweet!

The Single Sister's 10 Rules For Online Dating

1. IM (instant message) me using full words. Using actual full sentences will get you bonus points.  As you can already tell, I'm no English major but let's at least write at a 7th grade level.  

2. No baby talk.  Ever.

3. No, I do not want to see your web cam or naked pictures.

4. No, I don't have a web cam or naked pictures.

5. Asking me what my favorite color is, isn't going to give you any valuable insight.  It's just going to tell me that you are kind of clueless.

6. Seriously?  I'm not going to talk about sex when we haven't even met.  

7. No, I'm not going to meet you so we can talk about sex.

8. Post a picture.  Call me superficial but I'm not gong to talk to you without seeing your picture.

9. Don't come on a dating site to try and sell me vacations or get me to join your pyramid scheme.

10. Be genuine and honest.  That's all we want.

Ever wonder what it's like to be single again?

Just watch "He's Just Not That Into You" and you'll get the general idea. 

And then you'll be glad your not dealing with it anymore.

Suzy Home Maker

I saw these the other day on bakerella and decided to give them a try.  I wanted to do something fun and decided this looked a little too ambitious.  So easier alternative here I come. Only the grocery store didn't have red velvet cake mix so I used strawberry and I didn't make my own frosting...and I decided to cut the cookies into heart shapes then make them into sandwiches (yes, with my store bought frosting).  And since I was doing pink and white sandwich cookies I bought vanilla and strawberry Cakesters and cut them out using a smaller cookie cutter.  

Aren't they cute?